ATTENTION ALL AMERICANS
We have captured your leader, the tall, bald-headed, sparkly-eyed behemoth named 'sammyVicious.'
We shall hold him ransom until all US troops are removed from Afghanistan or the NY Jets win the Super Bowl. Whichever comes first.
We shall consider releasing your leader if a payment of $12 Trillion dollars is made to the address below. Thank you, have a nice day. ALLLALALLALLALALALLALLLAALLAALLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tally-Bahn Corp.
Albert K. Dah
1567 Kebob Lane
Kabul, Afghanistan 000001
P.S. Your agent, known as John, is on our side now.
We have captured your leader, the tall, bald-headed, sparkly-eyed behemoth named 'sammyVicious.'
We shall hold him ransom until all US troops are removed from Afghanistan or the NY Jets win the Super Bowl. Whichever comes first.
We shall consider releasing your leader if a payment of $12 Trillion dollars is made to the address below. Thank you, have a nice day. ALLLALALLALLALALALLALLLAALLAALLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tally-Bahn Corp.
Albert K. Dah
1567 Kebob Lane
Kabul, Afghanistan 000001
P.S. Your agent, known as John, is on our side now.
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